Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Dumb Cute Things IV

This dumb idiot child can't even figure out that the same hand that he's trying to use to grab the water is the one that's making the water come out!  What a nincompoop!

Besides, how do you grab water anyway? Short-sighted little dummy.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Dumb Cute Things III

Here is a gif of one cute idiot panda trying to wrestle a much bigger and angrier panda unsuccessfully.  What a dolt.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Shift in Thinking

As people in New York occupy Wall Street, I begin to think that we have started a fundamental shift in thinking in this country.

First, it's just natural human nature that not all people are successful financially.  In fact, the vast majority of people (the protestors at Wall Street call them "The 99%",) are not rich.

Until recently, everyone just assumed that people who were rich just worked harder than everyone else. I still think is true.

However, since the economic recession, people have noticed that the rich are still rich and secure, while the middle class is losing jobs and losing security.  This really shouldn't have come as a surprise to anyone, since that's exactly what happened in the Great Depression.  Money makes money, simple fact.

And in a recession, it's even harder to get to financial security based on hard work alone.

So, in a jealous rage, we have people protesting at Wall Street.  They want to rearrange the system so that it's easier for the other 99% to be financially stable.

But the 1% will always be richer than everyone else.  That's just the way it works.  Money follows money, and if you cut the knees of the top 1%, they will fall on everyone else, crushing them too.

The fact that we have 1% of the population that has all the money is a good thing, because the money's still in our economy.  If we make them leave, that money won't circulate here.  The more money the top 1% has, the more money the rest of us has the chance at getting.

In short, financial fairness won't exist, unless we all end up equally poor.  No sense getting mad at the rich.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Dumb Cute Things II

This is a short clip showcasing what a dumb idiot this dolphin is.  How can this dolphin not even understand that going straight up is an idea only fit for an ignoramus.  Stupid.